pluhme:

Men use love to get sex.
Women use sex to get love.
I use coupons to get pizza.

I use pizza to get coupons.

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thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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Reblog If You Haver Ever Used One of These Or Just Know What It Is

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

ashashi-corner:

ginathethundergoddess:

yugichrist:

xeppeli:

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

reblogthings:

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It’s scares me that only 16,000 people know what this is

wtf is this some kind of choclat bar

This object has killed over 400,000 people

oh my god. 

Guys.

We’re old.

WE’RE THE OLD ONES NOW

*PANICS*

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Screw downloads…this shit is real

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  • #they're so beautiful #wtf what has music come to?
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aclockworkanonymous:

corporatevagina:

pipedreamexplosion:

emmatavasci:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

Say those three words and I’m yours

I hate capitalism

Fuck the police

Abolish wage slavery

Smash the patriarchy

i eat ass

Those three words

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caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

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#still a hot bitch

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  • #one direction #louis tomlinson #zayn malik
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